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You have to figure that nobody opening a restaurant suddenly jumps up and shouts, "I've got it! Let's call it Hitler's Cross!" Not likely. Filed away with WD-30 and Preparation C and Nissan's original Infiniti Limited Edition were these rejected theme-restaurant ideas:

10. Attila the Honeybaked Ham
9. Ayatollah Khomestibles
8. International House of Pancreas
7. Goebbels and Bites
6. Nero's Fiddlesticks
5. Jack the Ripper in the Box
4. T. G. I. Frightening's
3. Genghis Khannoli
2. The Yellowcake Factory
1. Taco Tojo

Look for coupons in Wednesday's paper.

Posted at 7:44 AM to Listing to One Side