28 August 2006
Strange search-engine queries (30)
Since people are now actually searching for these little excursions into the backwaters of the referrer logs, I have moved them into their own category, where they can be browsed at your leisure, assuming you have time for leisure.
founder of curtis mathes: Oddly, a guy named Curtis Mathes, though Curtis was actually his middle name.
why am I undatable? You don't give off any carbon-14, maybe?
1957 plymouth put in a concrete tomb at chrysler in 1957 or 58: I don't know about that, but there's a '57 Plymouth buried under the streets of Tulsa, due to be exhumed next year.
sanitized version of boulevard of broken dreams: How about "parkway of interrupted musings"?
What percentage of bloggage to heart before bypass surgery? Were I having bypass surgery, I'd be blogging up a storm.
what the hell are "cooling degree days"? The difference between the day's average temperature and 65 (Fahrenheit), if positive. (Example: high 90, low 70, average 80, 80 - 65 = 15 cooling degree days.)
i have a new 2007 lexus rx 350 and the seats are peeling: Next time, wear pants.
messy asses: Next time, wear pants.
how often to change the timing belt on an infiniti i30: Infiniti makes no recommendation for nonexistent parts.
chaz scum: Ah, a former reader.
the world's political leadership sucks: Ah, a current reader.
maureen dowd lesbian: News to me, and probably to her.
the woman i love no longer wants to be with me: Well, she didn't come over here, that's for sure.
"conservatives have abortions": No doubt. (Why am I #1 for this?)
flaming gasbags: Television is full of them. (Why am I #1 for this?)Posted at 6:17 AM to You Asked For It