The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 September 2006

Strange search-engine queries (31)

Once again, we go rifling through the referrers and riffing on their requests. (Who was that who said "release Roderick"?)

what's the difference between fake and real nike air max trainers:  About $85.

refurbished square dance halls with no gambling:  Say, that is square.

who discover number eight:  Number Six, while he trying to escape.

my wife can pee standing up:  Doesn't matter. Put the damn seat down, you brute.

blond hair blue eyes 125 lb. newport beach girl:  Geez, and I thought I was picky.

chemical engineering tootsie pop thesis:  A National Science Foundation grant of $1.6 million was used to construct a device which could deliver licks at a constant frequency and subsequently detect the presence of the center when reached.

intj personality defects:  We don't have any. Not that inferior types like yourself can be expected to know that.

nudist roommate=wanted:  Got no closet space to spare, eh?

sacramento anal bleaching salon:  If you want to see assholes in Sacramento, wait until the Assembly is in session.

why doesn't anyone wear pantyhose:  It's too hot and they always run.

johnny mathis embarrassed by sexuality:  Chances are he was simply concerned about what Mary will say.

dead man returns pants to walmart:  Being dead, he'd have time to wait in line at the Customer Service counter.

washington mutual platinum visa where is my card:  Did you check your other pair of jeans? I think they're in the laundry hamper.

percentage of married women swallow:  All I know for sure is that it's less than 100.

Posted at 6:16 AM to You Asked For It

who discover number eight: Number Six, while he trying to escape.

Number Six and Number Eight are Cylons -- and they're female.

Yeesh. You non-geeks.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:10 AM on 4 September 2006

Did you check your other pair of jeans? I think they're in the laundry hamper.

No, the dead guy just returned those to Wal-Mart.

(And no, I am not going to comment on the item that includes the word "sacramento")

Posted by: McGehee at 10:12 AM on 4 September 2006

It's not that he wants to see the assholes in Sacramento, it's that he wants them to look nicer.

Or blonder. Take your pick.

Posted by: Matt at 10:54 AM on 4 September 2006

Or maybe just older geeks: you give me a number like that and I think The Prisoner.

Although the Cylons in question are, um, easier on the eyes.

Posted by: CGHill at 10:55 AM on 4 September 2006

Nicer? Or blonder? This is California we're talking about here. Whatever happened to diversity?

Posted by: CGHill at 7:49 PM on 4 September 2006