Rated PDX
The Portland Mercury, a weekly culture/entertainment/whatever paper, asked its readers to come up with a cover design, and what they wanted, apparently, was Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding John Ritter.
You can’t argue with a mandate like that, so Andrew Zubko delivered:

(Via Neatorama.)




Jeffro »
17 April 2010 · 5:52 pm
Who can argue with such artistic vision. Not me, I say. That cover is full of win.
Brett »
17 April 2010 · 11:49 pm
Everytime I visited there, the whole town looked like it had just given too much blood. Apparently they think like it, too.