The smell of burning nut hair

I don’t dare quote any more of this; you must read the whole thing, preferably while no one else is around to hear your immediate response. And you will have an immediate response. Trust me.





8 comments

  1. ak4mc »

    2 June 2010 · 8:20 am

    Mother of mercy. He actually had to try it to discover it was a bad idea?

  2. fillyjonk »

    2 June 2010 · 10:28 am

    Darwin Awards committee members, come to the white courtesy phone, please.

  3. LeeAnn »

    2 June 2010 · 11:22 am

    I actually get a lot of my cleaning and grooming ideas from watching Dirty Jobs. Luckily for myself and the public good, I don’t have access to a blowtorch.

  4. Tatyana »

    2 June 2010 · 6:10 pm

    Unexpected pain? Srsly?

  5. Jeffro »

    2 June 2010 · 9:21 pm

    I’ve filed this under “Things My Parents Never Considered Valuable When Paying For My College Education” – but lighting farts helps clean out the underbrush, as it were.

  6. ak4mc »

    2 June 2010 · 9:41 pm

    Toasted dingleberries? No thanks.

  7. CGHill »

    2 June 2010 · 9:45 pm

    At least they’re unfrosted, so to speak.

  8. fillyjonk »

    3 June 2010 · 7:42 am

    Once again: I’m glad to be a girl.

    we don’t generally contemplate things like lighting bodily emanations on fire.

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