The flesh, it overwhelms them

The lede as written:

Washoe County Sheriff’s Office investigators have gotten more information to help piece together what happened before a woman was found nude and injured Saturday in Hidden Valley.

The first reports:

On Friday, witnesses saw a white woman wandering in the Hidden Valley Hills with what appeared to be improper hiking attire, the sheriff’s office said.

I can just imagine a group of skinny-dippers being busted for “improper hiking attire.”

Special Bonus Problem:

Sheriff’s investigators do not believe this case is related to the attacks reported on women by the Reno Police Department.

Say what? The Reno Police Department is attacking women?





5 comments

  1. ak4mc »

    6 August 2010 · 8:56 am

    “Hidden” Valley? Are they kidding? It’s right there on the map!

  2. CGHill »

    6 August 2010 · 9:02 am

    Besides, everything I’ve heard about Hidden Valley implies dressing.

  3. Jeffro »

    6 August 2010 · 10:03 am

    Ranch dressing – she shoulda had a hat on.

  4. Kirk »

    6 August 2010 · 11:15 am

    And chaps, and maybe spurs.

  5. ak4mc »

    6 August 2010 · 5:13 pm

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    I’ll be in my bunk.

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