Eat your heart out

Valentine’s Day has never done a damned thing for me, and this little Oklahoma Gazette item won’t help:

Rhett’s Meat Market at 9300 N. May is offering heart-shaped rib eyes.

“Most men prefer the rib eyes, and although this heart-shaped rib eye is kind of a novelty, it is fun,” said Rhett Lake, the meat cutter.

Oh, sure. Drive a steak through my heart, why don’t you?





4 comments

  1. fritz schranck »

    1 February 2007 · 8:01 am

    I am thoroughly cowed by the sheer awfulness of your puns.

    /f

  2. McGehee »

    1 February 2007 · 10:05 am

    I’d stick around and help you milk this, but…

  3. Tioedong »

    2 February 2007 · 12:57 am

    Groan

  4. Mister Snitch! »

    2 February 2007 · 6:23 pm

    “Drive a steak through my heart, why don’t you?”

    Steak is the way to MY heart.

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