Eat your heart out
Valentine’s Day has never done a damned thing for me, and this little Oklahoma Gazette item won’t help:
Rhett’s Meat Market at 9300 N. May is offering heart-shaped rib eyes.
“Most men prefer the rib eyes, and although this heart-shaped rib eye is kind of a novelty, it is fun,” said Rhett Lake, the meat cutter.
Oh, sure. Drive a steak through my heart, why don’t you?
fritz schranck »
1 February 2007 · 8:01 am
I am thoroughly cowed by the sheer awfulness of your puns.
/f
McGehee »
1 February 2007 · 10:05 am
I’d stick around and help you milk this, but…
Tioedong »
2 February 2007 · 12:57 am
Groan
Mister Snitch! »
2 February 2007 · 6:23 pm
“Drive a steak through my heart, why don’t you?”
Steak is the way to MY heart.