Sir, you dropped your mask (2)

Tam sat through the President’s post-election prattling, and filed this report:

At best I fear yesterday’s election was a band-aid on a sucking chest wound, and at worst they’ll go right back to getting all knotted up in rearranging the “family values” and “law’n’order” deck chairs while the USS Dollar continues to slip beneath the waves… But while I was eating lunch I watched the Brat Prince keep trying to strike his favorite chin-uplifted Mussolini pose, with its haughty “Who farted?” moue of confident disdain, but it wouldn’t stick, and his facial expression kept drifting back to one that looked like a man chewing on a cat turd.

I suspect they’re required to keep John Kerry — who, by the way, served in Vietnam — at a safe distance from him, lest there develop a singularity of self-absorption so powerful it might actually disrupt a taping of Oprah, half a continent away.





2 comments

  1. Tatyana »

    5 November 2010 · 9:05 am

    oh, they are all a collection of self-absorbed prancers. the competition is fierce.

    although some have keener sense of incoming danger than others…

  2. View From The Porch »

    5 November 2010 · 12:50 pm

    Air Quality Alert: Heavy Smug….

    …which darn near made me spray Diet Coke out my nose. Which isn’t necessarily fair, because I’d say that probably fully nine in ten people who make politics a career do so because they are so self-absorbed that the rest of the world is merely a…

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