Relatively few of you have heard my actual voice, and those that have presumably either know me personally or heard that goofy radio interview the other day. There may even be people who will admit to having seen my brief 2005 TV appearance. I know there’s at least one. Of course, I warned everyone: “I sound like Andy Devine’s horse trying to do an impression of Rochester.”
So I realized that when I get text messages, I actually imagine the voice of sender as I read them.
And it dawned on me, so to speak, that they have voice messages over the cell. They’re called “phone calls.” But I guess that’s so 19th century.