The subject of Serge Ibaka came up in the Twitterverse last night, and to dazzle everyone with some obscure statistic, as is my wont, I wandered over to Basketball-Reference.com, which knows all and tells most.
And, says the site, this was the Serge Protector’s full name at birth: Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka.
I was too stunned even to tweet this. Surely it can’t be true.
Update, 18 March 2012: Apparently it’s not.