Sgt. Nowun’s Lonely Hearts Club Spam
Been a while since one of these got past the filters:
Good day, my dear friend!
I miss love in my life and I desire to find it!
Hello, gentleman. I am a single girl, nice, attractive, intelligent, active and easy-going, but lonely…
I am looking for a responsible man, the one who can show me wisdom, love and attention he has.
I love life and I am sure I can make my only man happy. If you want to learn me better,
you can find me here www.heart-conections.net
If you write to me, I will gladly answer all your questions as something inside says to me that something big and beautiful can grow between us…
Waiting for your
T.
Truth be told, I’m not entirely sure I’d want to learn her better.
I mean, I have no doubt that women meeting this description do in fact exist, but by and large, they don’t communicate via botnet.
EllenSmith »
24 April 2011 · 12:58 pm
Well you’re right about that. We moved to Twitter. If I had been
in charge I wouldn’t have put “learn me better” but I am no longer
head of the letter writing committee. I also had a problem with
the words attractive, intelligent and easy-going. I also had a problem
with the overuse of the word “I.” I also had a problem with gladly
answering all your questions.
Other than that it seems fairly old hat. At least they’re making some
kind of effort.