Just a little southeast of Nome

If they can make a movie out of Battleship, they can certainly make this film:

Called Solitaire, it will feature one man’s struggle with the elements as he tries to reach a camp during the Yukon gold rush of the 19th century.

I’m guessing this is not actually a remake of North to Alaska, based on this further remark:

Also, zombies.

Should keep it from getting mushy, anyway.





4 comments

  1. Brian J. »

    2 August 2011 · 2:52 pm

    Can’t do vampires, since that’s already been done.

  2. Nicole »

    2 August 2011 · 7:56 pm

    Now that song will be stuck in my head for days. :)

  3. Dan B »

    2 August 2011 · 8:33 pm

    The next one will be set in the Louisiana swamp, featuring a battle between the forces of Colonel Andrew Jackson and the invading British Army in January 1815, plus the events in the previous December leading up to the battle. Interesting special effects will include the use of local large reptiles as weapons of field artillery.

    Title: The Battle of New Orleans

  4. CGHill »

    2 August 2011 · 8:47 pm

    That might work. They could even gin up an alternate version for the U.K. — which is what happened with Johnny Horton’s original single.

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