Honey, disconnect the phone

Cue McCartney and stand back:

You are 19% Russian!


Who are you kidding? Just because you took a summer language course in Petersburg doesn’t make you a Russian.

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I question this conclusion; at the very least, I should have scored lower than an actual Russian.


  1. Tatyana »

    1 November 2011 · 9:02 am

    I question your calling me Russian! As I said: it is not true. My family has not been contaminated, not on my father’s nor mother’s side, at least for 4 generations I know of.

  2. fillyjonk »

    1 November 2011 · 9:22 am

    Now I want to see those things for other Euro nationalities, because I am known to contain some Irish, German, and Brit, and allegedly some French, Walloon-Belgian, and even Hungarian (if you go far enough back on that one).

    ‘Course, I’m not-so-in-touch with any of my alleged nationalities, so I’d probably score almost as low as I scored on the Russian quiz.

  3. Lynn »

    1 November 2011 · 10:58 am


  4. Don »

    1 November 2011 · 12:59 pm

    44% Russian; 50% Martian.

  5. Tatyana »

    1 November 2011 · 1:33 pm

    Don, what was your answer to the vodka question? that you prefer Bull’s Blood or Tokai?

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