Not a movie-script ending

This is most likely not the result of my shooting off my mouth, but I am disturbed by it anyway:

It is a sad day in indie town: Actress/singer/New Girl Zooey Deschanel, 31, and Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, 35, have announced the end of their two-year marriage.

The duo’s split was confirmed to US Weekly by a rep; a source says that the parting is amicable, and involves no third parties.

(Title inverted from here.)





13 comments

  1. Tatyana »

    1 November 2011 · 5:36 pm

    You should be encouraged, not disturbed. Rejoice and plan your tactic

  2. CGHill »

    1 November 2011 · 6:05 pm

    I am never happy to see a marriage unwind, even Kim Kardashian’s.

  3. Tatyana »

    1 November 2011 · 6:32 pm

    Oh please. Kim’s was a publicity move. Right out of 1930’s Hollywood studio scenarios.

  4. CGHill »

    1 November 2011 · 6:57 pm

    Anything Kim does could be considered a publicity move: this is how she makes a living, after all. I’m still not going to snark at her about it.

  5. Tatyana »

    1 November 2011 · 7:56 pm

    And I’m not going to pretend this stunt makes me sad.

  6. Jeffro »

    1 November 2011 · 11:22 pm

    I am more saddened by the further erosion of the institution of marriage by a pulicity whore than I am her pain.

    Now young Zooey and Ben? Whole ‘nuther story. Too bad they couldn’t make it work.

  7. Jeffro »

    2 November 2011 · 5:14 am

    Pulicity=publicity.

  8. fillyjonk »

    2 November 2011 · 8:44 am

    What Jeffro said.

    I don’t know, these days I find myself frequently running the lyrics from “What Chance Have I with Love” (Irving Berlin) in my head.

  9. CGHill »

    2 November 2011 · 8:53 am

    There are times when I think that song spurred someone to shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

  10. Tatyana »

    2 November 2011 · 9:53 am

    OK, on the risk of appearing older and more cynical than all of you combined, I’ll say “pffft, LOVE! LOVE and Kim K with her world-transmitted product-placement wedding and paparazzi-posing! doe not compute. And if I hear it right, she’s now insulting the people who sent her wedding gifts by giving all their presents (money included) to some charity. What a parvenu!”
    I will also say – only people who are outside have illusions about a thing. Like people who have not been married, tending to have very high ideas about marriage.
    There, cue rotten tomatoes.

  11. McGehee »

    2 November 2011 · 12:44 pm

    Wait — are you all telling me this “Kim” isn’t a character from “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”?

  12. CGHill »

    2 November 2011 · 1:07 pm

    Different degree of Harryness.

  13. McGehee »

    3 November 2011 · 8:29 am

    Heh. Somehow I knew that was going to get redirected to “Star Trek: Voyager.” But not until I had already clicked “submit comment.”

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