(500) weeks of reserves

I am, of course, distraught at the collapse of the marriage of Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel, but judging from her disclosure sheets, she’s not going to be hurting financially:

  • Zooey — who stars in New Girl — makes an average of $95,000 a month
  • Her expenses average $22,550 a month
  • She has 3 credit cards … AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a 0 balance.
  • She has $1,578,000 in the bank
  • Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc.
  • Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300

Those monthly expenses are detailed at that second link.

Wilkins Micawber was not available for comment, but I have reason to believe he would approve.

(Via this Bill Peschel tweet.)





4 comments

  1. Mad William Flint »

    7 January 2012 · 10:12 am

    WTH is a “Zooey”?

  2. Roger Green »

    7 January 2012 · 10:34 am

    Mad William must be new to these parts. Never seen 2 minutes of The New Girl, but I did see 500 Days of Summer.

  3. Brian J. »

    8 January 2012 · 8:08 am

    Zooey and Katie Perry both single? I’m glad I’m not a bachelor. I don’t handle dilemmas well.

  4. Bill Peschel »

    9 January 2012 · 8:54 am

    … but I’m sure I could handle them. *ba-doom-bah*

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