On the nature trail
One evening Emma Thompson opened the door of her home in Scotland, and there stood a policeman, reporting that “a dog walker had called the police to say he had seen ‘a naked man, about 50 years old’ walking on her land in the afternoon.
At precisely the right moment twelve-year-old Gaia chimed in from from the top of the stairs: “Wasn’t that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?”
Said Thompson of the incident:
“Making the connection, I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, he’s going to go back to the station and he’s going to say, ‘You see that Emma Thompson? Her tits must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles’.”
Um, no, they’re not.
Hammerbach »
15 January 2012 · 5:15 pm
It’s amazing – someone sees a bit of skin and the freakout factor is HUGE. People whilla laways see what’s not there….
Hammerbach »
15 January 2012 · 5:16 pm
Always, dangit….