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This meme is just three words long

22 March 2007 · 5:30 pm · Filed under Screaming Memes

And it’s swiped from Melessa, if you’re keeping score. Obviously, as the inventor of 3WC (see sidebar of main page), I couldn’t pass this up.

  1. Where is your cell phone? In the kitchen.

  2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Does not apply.
  3. Hair? Thin and grey.
  4. Your mother? Gone thirty years.
  5. Your father? Gone two months.
  6. Your favorite item(s)? Keyboards are involved.
  7. Your dream last night? Slept through it.
  8. Your favorite drink? Coca-Cola, frosty.
  9. Your dream guy/girl? Probably doesn’t exist.
  10. The room you are in? Uninspired office simulation.
  11. Your fear? Insurance paying off.
  12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Not dead yet.
  13. Who did you hang out with last night? All alone again.
  14. What are you not? Rolling in dough.
  15. Are you in love? Let’s hope not.
  16. One of your wish list items? Complete Monty Python.
  17. What time is it? Half past five.
  18. The last thing you did? Set alarm clock.
  19. What are you wearing? Nothing of significance.
  20. Your favorite book? Title too long.
  21. The last thing you ate? Frozen Mexican dinner.
  22. Your life? Longer than anticipated.
  23. Your mood? Not too jumpy.
  24. Your friends? Read this stuff.
  25. What are you thinking about right now? Where weeds grow.
  26. Your car? Japanese “luxury” sedan.
  27. What are you doing at this moment? This here meme.
  28. Your summer? Out of town.
  29. Your relationship status? Divorced, two children.
  30. What is on your TV screen? Lots of dust.
  31. When is the last time you laughed? While leaving work.
  32. Last time you cried? On last birthday.
  33. School? Many years ago.

I trust this meets the requirements as stated.

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9 comments

  1. Yippee-Ki-Yay! »

    22 March 2007 · 6:12 pm

    This Is What I’m Reduced To

    Doing a meme.Where is your cell phone? On my belt. Boyfriend/girlfriend? She’s my wife. Hair? Yes, thank you. Your mother? Gone, not forgotten. Your father? See previous answer. Your favorite item(s)? Big-ass Bronco. Your dream last night? …

  2. Melessa »

    22 March 2007 · 7:26 pm

    Yes it does! And I should have cited your blog too because I was thinking of it when I did the meme.

  3. Bobbert »

    23 March 2007 · 9:01 am

    Sorry, Charles, but #8 is invalid. Coca-cola is only one word.

  4. CGHill »

    23 March 2007 · 9:18 am

    Be sure to use that explanation next time you try to play it on a Scrabble® board.

  5. Venomous Kate »

    23 March 2007 · 8:01 pm

    Well, not to be TOO pissy (oh, who am I kidding??) one wouldn’t be able to play that on a Scrabble Board in the first place since it’s a proper noun.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled drinking.

  6. CGHill »

    23 March 2007 · 8:33 pm

    Ssssh. Don’t wake the readers. :)

  7. Aero »

    23 March 2007 · 10:48 pm

    You cried on your birthday? I provided both chocolate and yellow cake choices in hopes there would be no tears. I tried.

  8. CGHill »

    23 March 2007 · 10:53 pm

    Late at night, there are things which happen, and I’d just as soon spare you (which means, really, I’d just as soon spare me) the details.

    I still haven’t determined for certain whether I was actually crying the night my father died; certainly that was more of a reason than any of the horrible things that go through my head just because another year passes. Since I was able to drive home (about 12 miles) without incident, though, I suspect I might have kept things under control. Barely.

  9. Electric Venom »

    24 March 2007 · 12:07 am

    3 Little Words

    Snagged from Just Muttering (a new read of mine!) and Dustbury (a long-time fave), a meme that I can handle with one hand held behind a martini:

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