The back page of Parade yesterday contains a full-page advertisement for something called “Clear-Cast,” a “new razor-thin $47 invention [that] pulls in up to 953 crystal clear over-the-air digital TV shows Free with no monthly bills.”
If your immediate response is “Big deal, I can do that with a TV antenna,” I must point out that your average indoor TV antenna in these digital days costs way less than $47.
Here, though, is where it gets marginally entertaining:
Only callers who beat the 48-hour order deadline and provide the operator with the valid Free TV Claim Code listed above and live in one of the U.S. area zip codes that get Free TV will be permitted to get the Clear-Cast for just $47 and shipping (plus applicable sales tax in OH & FL) to pull in up to 953 crystal clear TV shows each year for Free with no monthly bills.
This gizmo would probably work better in Boston or Los Angeles than it would in Prairie Dog County, Nebraska more local broadcast signals except that for some reason (legal, perhaps?) all Massachusetts and California ZIP codes are listed as “Not available.”
And for some reason, this selfsame gizmo was being offered in New York state last year for $38.