Zot L. Szurgot allegedly walked out of her house naked, turned to five of her neighbors and started wagging her penis.
If that seems slightly, um, contradictory:
According to the First Kingdom Church of Asphodel’s website, “Zot Lynn Szurgot is one of those magical people living between genders; born and raised a boy, she lives part of eir [sic] life as a masculine union-supporting electrician and part as a feminine spiritual being.”
Um, okay. If you say so. It’s not like this has never been heard of before.
Whoever submitted this to Fark, incidentally, evidently thought that first line was better than any conceivable headline, and I wouldn’t disagree with that either.