Jerkenstocks

It’s been about a year since the last time we got around to “Should you wear socks with sandals?” Lynn, a major contributor to that debate, has identified one person who definitely should:

Last week at Walmart I saw the the world’s ugliest toes. They hardly even looked like human toes. They were shaped all wrong and the nails were a yellow-brown color and looked like driftwood was starting to grow out of this guy’s toes. These were science fiction toes. If you have toes like that, my sympathies, but please cover them up with some socks — any kind of socks!

If you’re reading this at breakfast, my apologies.





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