Then again, if this won’t work in Florida, it won’t work anywhere:
When times get tough, the tough get naked. At least that’s what a Florida motel owner hopes, as he turns his 32-room property into a potential magnet for nudists.
The Fawlty Towers Motel in Cocoa Beach, Fla., is set to go clothing-optional May 1, after years of declining business and increasing competition from larger chain hotels, its owner told Florida Today.
There’s no chance the business went into a downward spiral because of its name, is there?
And yes, local laws still prevail:
Hodge’s nude guests, however, may still face criminal charges of indecent exposure if they set foot — or technically, their naked private body parts — outdoors.
If you’re going to grope a girl, have the gallantry to stay in the room with her while you’re doing it.