Quote of the week

LeeAnn’s forecast for the next ninety days:

My point is, I know, we know, everyone knows, summer weather sucks the high hairy one, Sister Katherine, and no one no one NO ONE needs the fact of the upcoming annual spontaneous undie-combustion festival thrown back in their face when they innocently complain about current unpleasant conditions. But we all know someone who does just that. I bet somewhere in the Great White North (NOT a waisis term, climb down off your Sharpton-sponsored soapbox) there is an Eskimo flinching as his SIL bleats “You think THIS is cold? Wait until November/December/January gets here.” The difference is most Eskimos are readily armed with rabid baby seals, so I hear, and can beat anyone they want to a furry pulp with one and scarcely break a sweat. You know, because it’s cold.

It’s said that the Inuit have forty different words for “This weather sucks.” Or something like that.





5 comments

  1. Charles Pergiel »

    1 June 2012 · 1:22 pm

    Smilla’s Sense of Snow

  2. McGehee »

    1 June 2012 · 2:48 pm

    Hold it. The atmospheric phenomenon that will be occurring during these summer months is NOT weather. It’s climate.

    Weather only happens in the wintertime.

  3. CGHill »

    1 June 2012 · 3:01 pm

    “Thunder only happens when it’s raining.” — Fleetwood Mac

  4. McGehee »

    1 June 2012 · 5:26 pm

    And climate only happens when it’s hot.

  5. Teresa »

    2 June 2012 · 11:29 am

    The above excerpt is a perfect example of why I adore LeeAnn. I so wish I could think of stuff like that to write. LOL.

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