Seoul barren and dry

Bill Quick offers this advice in response to Robert Stacy McCain’s continuing mishaps with his 2004 Kia Optima:

I’ve actually roadtripped with HST and a carload of dope-addled hippies (including myself), and I can tell you that he’d rather have been stripped naked in the middle of a GOP convention than drive a Kia.

You need to get your hands on a suicide-door Lincoln. Now, that was a car.

You know who needs suicide-door Lincolns even more than Dr. Hyundai S. McCain? Lincoln, that’s who. They can’t survive long with a menu of slightly-less-Fordy Fords.





2 comments

  1. Jeffro »

    4 September 2012 · 3:31 pm

    Now that is a damn good idea – when we buy retro pony cars out the wazoo, a retro Lincoln with suicide doors would surely sell. Look at the long low look Chrysler has on some of their stuff – the windows are practically gunslits.

    However, I’m sure there are plenty of lawyers in FoMoCo’s employ just cringing at the thought.

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