Just for contrast, here’s a common pejorative often applied to law-enforcement agencies around here by those unhappy with their performance: “They couldn’t track an elephant with a nosebleed through a snowstorm.”
That’d be too easy for the wife-unit. She does her some puzzles. Come to think of it, it’d be too easy for my 4yo granddaughter. She’s got some smarts. As she tends to surprise everyone around here but moi, daily.