Quote of the Cervidae

This would seem well-nigh indisputable:

For years I’ve joked that lions don’t need to actually hunt deer — they could just tie a flashlight to their forehead and run in a straight line through the woods, and the deer would fling themselves into their path.

So says the Nightfly, seeking to comfort Morgan after a close call. (And who but Morgan would title a post “The Deer’s Ass,” anyway?)

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