Round and round the logs we go, and where we stop — well, it’s because we thought we saw something marginally hilarious. Once in a while we’re even right about it.
synthetic compassion: The primary ingredient is someone else’s gold.
grease formula: Most of the time we don’t need a formula: we just look around the kitchen, and there it is.
wuss fm: Playing your favorite hits six times a day, 39 minutes an hour.
pumping to digital tell hike yoghurt’s versatile: Here, for instance, it adds flavor to word salad.
“the onion” “the americans without abilities act”: You are covered by this act if you searched for it without going to theonion.com first.
A goose flying toward you at 12.8 emits a squawk which you hear at 265: Followed by something else which you see on your windshield.
who is the j geils band member that looks like mario: One thing’s for sure: King Koopa stinks.
karina nose is she: Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
2008 nissan sylphy has a green coolant: Wait a while, and it won’t seem so green.
pencil skirt hurry: When that storm hits, it’s gonna be raining erasers.
sf weekly told off by hinder at masturbate-a-thon: Now that’s taking it to the limit.