Morgan Freeberg, at what he calls the Hello Kitty of Blogging, offers some advice to those who would entertain us skirtwatchers:
Curves, curves, curves. Visualize your own drumsticks as the article you’d find in a red & white box from KFC, original recipe. Would they have enough lean meat to hold some appeal in that setting? For Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch, that’d be a yea. Catherine Bach, back in the day, was right on the lower boundary. Any less curve than that, it’s still nice to see, but you’re not doing much to distinguish yourself.
Given KFC’s most distinctive achievement up to now — figuring out a way to carve nine pieces out of a chicken that everybody else sliced up into eight — I’m not entirely sure I’d trust their judgment in this matter.
My own definition of “right on the lower boundary” lands here:
This comes perilously close to Extra Crispy.
Oh, and Joe Tex was not available for comment.