“It knows when you are sleeping / It knows when you’re awake / It knows what you’ve been searching for / And it goes into this cake.”
What’s that? The cake is a lie? Okay, then.
SPAEDER+MAN+XXX: Gained his powers after being bitter by a radioactive hoe.
extend range nissan leaf: Drive downhill more.
what if marilyn monroe: Then where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Where to buy shorts out of season: Anywhere along the equator, where “seasons” are largely meaningless.
dc sneaker girl lick: I don’t know any girls in D.C. who care to lick sneakers.
zebra cake indigestion: This is what happens when you’ve been eating Twinkies all your life and then suddenly have to switch to Little Debbie.
“uneducated workforce” oklahoma: It’s true. We have so few PhDs that we have to use them for important stuff instead of pressing them into service as baristas.
toothless meth heads whores from Tulsa: And not a one of them with a PhD, I’d wager.
drug that is invisible and disappears there after: I don’t mind telling you, this makes it awfully damn difficult to get the prescription refilled.
Pictures of abscesses from shooting up heroin: I don’t mind telling you, this makes it awfully damn difficult to get the prescription refilled.
96 mazda 626 transmission fails when? Saturday. However, since the world is ending on Friday, I wouldn’t worry about it.