Strange search-engine queries (359)

“It knows when you are sleeping / It knows when you’re awake / It knows what you’ve been searching for / And it goes into this cake.”

What’s that? The cake is a lie? Okay, then.

SPAEDER+MAN+XXX:  Gained his powers after being bitter by a radioactive hoe.

extend range nissan leaf:  Drive downhill more.

what if marilyn monroe:  Then where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Where to buy shorts out of season:  Anywhere along the equator, where “seasons” are largely meaningless.

dc sneaker girl lick:  I don’t know any girls in D.C. who care to lick sneakers.

zebra cake indigestion:  This is what happens when you’ve been eating Twinkies all your life and then suddenly have to switch to Little Debbie.

“uneducated workforce” oklahoma:  It’s true. We have so few PhDs that we have to use them for important stuff instead of pressing them into service as baristas.

toothless meth heads whores from Tulsa:  And not a one of them with a PhD, I’d wager.

drug that is invisible and disappears there after:  I don’t mind telling you, this makes it awfully damn difficult to get the prescription refilled.

Pictures of abscesses from shooting up heroin:  I don’t mind telling you, this makes it awfully damn difficult to get the prescription refilled.

96 mazda 626 transmission fails when?  Saturday. However, since the world is ending on Friday, I wouldn’t worry about it.







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