NORAD hasn’t begun Operation Sleigh Tracking for this year just yet, so I’m sure they won’t mind if I throw in a bit of stuff from last week’s search logs. (And if they do mind, let’s hope I’m still here next week.)
monophonic stereo love: Otherwise known as a ménage à trois, deux at a time.
naked afl-cio slut whores sucking congress: Which is not to say that Congress doesn’t suck on its own.
“never going back” with mama cass: Aw, come on. She was a charming dinner companion, albeit a pricey one.
Guys with long love tools always win – vinaigrette banyan denominational hustings: And all this time they thought they were going to get to do the horizontal bop.
what are considered nice legs: If you have to ask, you have no business looking.
southern conservative retrosexual real man and cowboy from Texas: You might want to get in line now, while the breed is still in existence.
pony mr paul: He’s the one that doesn’t eat fish sticks.
effusive fake: For example: Elizabeth Warren’s childhood memories of powwows.
the blank beneath my wings: That’s where the motors used to be. But don’t worry; you can still glide all the way to the crash site.