Strange search-engine queries (361)

Welcome to Monday. It’s time once more for a spirited romp through the system logs, in search of whatever it was you were searching for. We won’t ask why you wanted it. (Maybe.)

Bone Thugs n Harmony never won a grammy due to the judges being fairly matched against one another. No idea maybe the asker should provide a better question:  Sorry, Thugfans, but the Grammys haven’t meant squat for at least fifty years now.

whats going to replace the sears at quail springs mall:  I’m pretty sure it’s something bigger than a Sunglass Hut.

how often change a transmission fluid in a mazda 626:  If you have to ask, it’s probably already too late.

can I put type a transmission fluid in a mazda 626:  Didn’t you just ask about this?

black car tall spoilers:  Think of all that downforce you’ll be getting at 35 mph in your Mazda 626.

added too much saffron how to fix:  Have you looked at the price of saffron lately? You could have bought a Mazda 626 with that kind of money.

1963 song on radio with the line “and today is the 23rd of may”:  This was probably “Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,” which, if it was ever played on the radio at all, was played by Dr. Demento, which wouldn’t have been in 1963.

barbara carrera / great bum:  Well, yes. Did you have a question?

barbara feldon/bathing suit:  Also nice bum. Did you have a question?

oklahoma when must i get commercial tag:  Within 30 days of getting a commercial vehicle. If you ever actually bought one of these, you’d already know that.

tw4z t3h n1t3 b3f0r3 xm4z:  Nothing for you, you’re on the Pwned List.







7 comments

  1. Tatyana »

    31 December 2012 · 6:57 am

    you almost, almost got me googling Mazda626 – then I remember you’re not privy to the “Gray Mazda” mem

  2. CGHill »

    31 December 2012 · 7:36 am

    I get all that Mazda stuff because I once wrote up a tedious little FAQ on which model has which transmission. It comes in waves.

  3. Tatyana »

    31 December 2012 · 9:17 am

    no doubt, but that’s not the point.
    “Gray Mazda” is a buzz-phrase familiar to Israeli IT-guys; for some reason IT-employers there include leased car into compensation package for their most prized programmers and soft engineers – and the car of choice, inexplicably is a gray Mazda. There is a whole sub-culture of jokes around it, even a pop-song.

  4. CGHill »

    31 December 2012 · 9:28 am

    Remind me to see if the new ’14 Mazda6 comes in grey.

  5. Tatyana »

    31 December 2012 · 11:15 am

    and btw, what’s the deal with grEy and grAy? google says grAy 580mln times, while grEy – 180mln.
    I doubt, either way

  6. CGHill »

    31 December 2012 · 12:22 pm

    “Grey” is usually thought of as British usage; having spent time in an actual prep school founded on the British model, I tend to come up with that first.

  7. Jeffro »

    1 January 2013 · 6:28 pm

    Too much Saffron? How can that be?

    Oh, wait, my bad. Here I thought we were discussing Christina Hendricks.

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