What, did you think we were going to give this up just because another year has clicked by on the Great Odometer of Life? I think not. (Or, to be charitable, I think little.)
a hard hobbit to break: I suspect Bullroarer Took was quite the badass in his day.
mazda tribute problems no gears: Yeah, that’s a problem, all right.
will melodee hanes put her hat in the ring: It’s her hat, she can do what she wants with it.
groggy meaning: I don’t know about you, but I just don’t feel up to answering questions until I’ve had my morning grog.
gradualating: For instance, George W. Bush was gradualating from Yale in the summer of ’68.
amish anvil: You’ll recognize it instantly. It’s the one without an electrical cord.
sayings that contain neon: ”She put her neon his crotch, and he recoiled in horror.”
what women think of empty scrotums: Oh, they knew you had no balls before they even gave you the knee test.
was Christine Baranski ever in oklahoma: Perhaps, while on the way to somewhere else.
hagamites: They wandered in the desert for decades, searching for Christine Baranski.