A phytobezoar is a mass of fibrous plant material trapped in the stomach because it resists the normal digestive process. (Major offender: persimmon skins.) Several treatments exist, but I suspect the most cost-effective one is this:
New research has shown that Coca-Cola has a success rate of more than 90 per cent in treating the condition.
This is because it has chemical ingredients that do a similar job to gastric acid in helping to digest fibre while the bubbles help speed up the process.
Of course, if this catches on as a standard treatment, the 1.25-liter bottle that sells for 98 cents at the Hy-Vee will be billed to your health-insurance carrier to the tune of $600 or so.