Strange search-engine queries (363)

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what words do we no longer use in the vocabulary vocabulary:  Things like “Pago Pago,” “beriberi” and “Irving R. Levine.”

we don’t talk about such things:  Instead, we hope that they’re on Google.

“my little pony” “exchange rate”:  I’ll trade you a sack of gold, a bar of silver, and two scoops of raisins for a weekend with Twilight Sparkle.

piercing my brosnan:  First, take the Steele out of your Remington.

“students wear boxers”:  Aren’t you a little old to be contemplating students’ underwear?

manly men and gay sex blogs:  Man does not live by twinks alone.

what is the advantage of viagra tablet:  I’m guessing you’ve never, ever gotten any email before.

how to write check for 418:  First, make sure you have 419 or more available.

troll mechanisms:  It was just a matter of time before they were automated.

dolly parton leather pants:  If Dolly wore no pants at all, who’d know?

bra removed on road:  That doesn’t sound like Dolly.


  1. McGehee »

    14 January 2013 · 8:22 am

    I suppose cross-dressing twinks having a party at their house would be Hostess Twinks?

  2. CGHill »

    14 January 2013 · 8:24 am

    Let’s just sidestep the question of Ding-Dongs.

  3. John Salmon »

    16 January 2013 · 11:51 am

    Great as always, Chaz.

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