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what words do we no longer use in the vocabulary vocabulary: Things like “Pago Pago,” “beriberi” and “Irving R. Levine.”
we don’t talk about such things: Instead, we hope that they’re on Google.
“my little pony” “exchange rate”: I’ll trade you a sack of gold, a bar of silver, and two scoops of raisins for a weekend with Twilight Sparkle.
piercing my brosnan: First, take the Steele out of your Remington.
“students wear boxers”: Aren’t you a little old to be contemplating students’ underwear?
manly men and gay sex blogs: Man does not live by twinks alone.
what is the advantage of viagra tablet: I’m guessing you’ve never, ever gotten any email before.
how to write check for 418: First, make sure you have 419 or more available.
troll mechanisms: It was just a matter of time before they were automated.
dolly parton leather pants: If Dolly wore no pants at all, who’d know?
bra removed on road: That doesn’t sound like Dolly.