Somewhere in the vast botnet, there is a machine sending out this weird text sample under the title “PC Error Removal”:
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It pains me that there are no definitions for these nonwords, so once, anyway, unto the breach:
Portle, v.i. To make use of a portal. (“We portled our way to Beta Centauri to save time and fuel.”)
Compast, n. A pile of organic material that has decayed beyond usability. (“You’re never going to get your tomatoes to grow if you dump that compast on them.”)
Efer, v.i. To use the F-word (q.v.) profusely. (“The Big Lebowski sets the curve for contemporary efering.”)
Burliner, n. A sock of unusual thickness, intended to protect the ankles from certain weeds. (“Better wear your burliners, there’s a bumper crop of stickers this year.”)
Scoffects, n. pl. The personal property of an individual arrested for a misdemeanor. (“We’re holding Mr Franno’s scoffects as evidence.”)
Norment, v.t. To assail an individual with statistics. (“The doctor normented me for half an hour before she’d give me the prescription.”)
Climaxon, n. The theoretical unit particle of orgasm. (“Two hundred sixty climaxons! I’m telling you, Cindy, this one’s a keeper!”)
Feel free to bumbericate your way to some definitions of your own.