Something called “City News,” put out by the Public Information and Marketing Office, is sent with the local utility bill each month, to keep us humble citizens aware of what’s going on without delving too deeply into City Hall intrigues and whatnot.
A headline this month reads “Outdoor watering program implemented,” and in the context of “City News,” which is routinely loaded with new programs and beautification schemes, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the city had come up with a new plan to help poorer people keep their yards up or something. (Imagine what P. J. O’Rourke would have said about that.) But no, it’s a recap of the watering-restriction rules enacted in mid-January after the city noticed that rainfall has run about a third below normal the last two years.
I’m waiting for someone to protest that the odd/even system is inherently unfair, since there are more odd days than even. (Between March 30 and April 2, for instance, there are two consecutive odd days.) And the sort of person who objects to it is likely not going to accept the most rational response: “Move across the street.”
Disclosure: My block has nine even addresses and four odd.