Rock you like a post-FEMA hurricane

Shamefully, there are still individuals bitterly clinging to the idea of “The meteor, the better.” Will those fanatics never learn?

A small … but still potentially destructive object will pass near Earth this coming Friday. I’m afraid that’s just not acceptable. Something must be done to protect people. We should make our Earth-Moon system an asteroid-free zone right now, or at least ban asteroids more than 10 meters in diameter.

Signs. We need signs. We need signs that can be easily seen from geosynchronous orbit. We need … Bruce Willis!


  1. Marcel »

    14 February 2013 · 8:02 am

    Stop a bad earth-shattering kaboom with a good earth-shattering kaboom? That’s crazy!

  2. McGehee »

    14 February 2013 · 8:04 am

    You and your ban-happy reflexes! Just for that I’m joining the National Asteroid Association to fight your asteroid-free zones and your assault asteroid ban!

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