Considering that one of the nicknames for a person who crochets is a “hooker” (yes, said with all the eye-rolling “humor” intended), and that socks CAN be crocheted….that’s not all that far off, I suppose.
Though I personally prefer “monkey fighters” if I’m fake-cursing.
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