I was delighted to see a fifth of an inch of rain two days after the first lawn treatment of the season I bought a package of eight and said so; and then by the sheerest of coincidences, Dan B, a regular in these parts, told this story on Facebook:
The home was bought from an older couple, and he was METICULOUS about his lawn, including yelling at kids to get off of it. He always had the best lawn in the neighborhood, and he made sure EVERYONE knew he worked hard for that perfect lawn.
The older couple sells the house to a family with a 5 year old boy, who has many of the toys typical to a suburban/exurban 21st-Century Lonely Only, including a battery-powered mini-truck that destroyed the old man’s 3 DECADES of effort in less than 6 months.
A hit, a palpable hit.
That said, I note for the record that I have never once told a kid to get off this lawn, not even on the day when several of them were lined up to run through the sprinkler.
And I do have one rule: never have the best lawn or the worst lawn on the block. I do believe I have been at least somewhat successful.