Figures to keep in mind

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There are, it must be conceded, incidents in which calling 911 should be your first priority: a handgun can’t do much for your sudden myocardial infarction.


  1. Tatyana »

    13 April 2013 · 4:42 pm

    except sudden myocardial infarct will not hold on for 23 minutes

  2. CGHill »

    13 April 2013 · 6:14 pm

    So I’m told. On the other hand, there isn’t a whole lot else I can do if I’m alone at the time.

  3. fillyjonk »

    15 April 2013 · 9:38 am

    I’ve heard “Chew an aspirin tablet” because it will allegedly buy time (blood thinner).

    Then again, I’m not sure I want to think that the last thing I might taste on this earth is aspirin.

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