After all, I presumably will be able to afford it presently:
Dear Email Owner,
My name is Gloria C. Mackenzie, i am 84 years old, and I am from Zephyrhills, Florida.
On June 5, 2013, I was declared the winner of $590 Million Dollars, the largest Powerball jackpot in history.
After much consultations with my attorney, My Son and I have voluntarily decided to donate the sum of $1,500,000.00 USD to your email address, this being part of our 2013 Millionaire Donation Project to financially support seven(7) lucky people and ten(10) charity organisations from different parts of the world.
Your email was luckily selected via a Google & Facebook sponsored email-draws, and we decided to put this on the internet for the world to see in other to relinquish any doubts. Please follow the News Link below for more info.
The News Link goes to an actual ABC News story about the Powerball win, but that’s not part of the highly dubious form I’m supposed to fill out.
And I’ll believe dogs and cats living together before I believe Google and Facebook could be teaming up on anything.