So over the Candlestick

Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, new home of the 49ers, inevitably features some high-tech trickery, including this:

[A]s recently reported by Yahoo Sports’ Rand Getlin, a stadium-specific app will allow fans to track the shortest beer and bathroom lines in real-time to most efficiently plan excursions away from their seats.

Which may not be the blessing you might think:

If everybody in the stadium is being directed to the shortest lines, wouldn’t they then quickly become the LONGEST lines?

Given the well-known tendency to believe an electronic device over your own lying eyes, I figure it’s a dead certainty.





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