Insert “Thanks, I’ll eat it here” joke here:
Switzerland opened its first drive-in sex garages [Tuesday], amid a debate over the moral and cost implications of the controversial initiative.
The nine “sex boxes”, in a walled, park-like area on the outskirts of Zurich, enable clients to have sex in their cars with prostitutes. The sex workers will line up on a road leading to the drive-in car ports, where they will be able to negotiate fees with their customers.
On the upside, a cursory examination of the premises indicates that at no time will the customers be asked to pull ahead to the next window.