Just another manic Monday, and just another panic-filled list of actual search strings from the past week or so. Pour your coffee first. This will wait.
Will a epson artitian 800 print us curency: Not legally, no. And if you spell like that, they’ll laugh you all the way to the Big House.
heartless society: Not here. Now if you were looking for a brainless society, all you need is a television and a few hours to kill.
lexus rx late led head light drl previous period of pre-diversion: This must be that post-modern lamp display I keep hearing about.
How long should I wait to purchase 24 hr sudafed if I have reached my monthly limit in tulsa oklahoma: Until the first of the month. Duh.
We are not exposed to proper music: Have you tried 104.5 KRXO?
can’t receive 104.5 krxo: You must be from way out of town — like, say, Harrah.
my 2001 contour switches gears on its.own at wrong speeds: Would you rather it didn’t switch gears at all?
word salad dressing: The chef recommends a light but satisfying vignette.
your younger brother just started using computers. he is trying to create a directory in windows 7 named lpt1 but windows does not allow him to. this: is obviously not my younger brother, who would have shot the machine for its insolence.
Search kgb’s extensive database of human-researched answers sex aides like viagra etc: Call NSA. By now they’ve copied every database on the planet.
what is hegemonic distortion: If you have to ask, you must be one of the oppressors.
pantyhoseonyoutube: Not a good idea. The picture’s blurry enough already.