As much rain as we’ve had lately, I haven’t been sending Gwendolyn to the wash rack; in fact, the only time she’s had an official bath this year was the last time she was at the dealership, getting her starter replaced. I don’t know who does their wash work, but I’d bet he doesn’t look like this:
A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia’s tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.
The Bubbles ‘n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for $45 and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for $82.
On the other hand, the dealership gives me the wash for free, which perhaps compensates for the lack of sexual frissons.