The 66th Annual Meeting of the American Physical Society’s Division of Fluid Dynamics features this symposium:
In response to harsh and repeated criticisms from our mothers and several failed relationships with women, we present the splash dynamics of a simulated human male urine stream impacting rigid and free surfaces. Our study aims to reduce undesired splashing that may result from lavatory usage. Experiments are performed at a pressure and flow rate that would be expected from healthy male subjects.
“Aims,” they say. As if.