Funny if he gets traced

I mean, I don’t think I’d admit to such a thing even under a pseudonym:

Yahoo Answers screenshot - What's the best way to dodge child support?

He continues, rather haphazardly:

The kid isn’t born yet but I don’t want to raise one nor ever have a family. I know it can be done, I jave heard of people who left the country or moved across the usa. What is the best way? No stupid answers about how I need tk man up or take responsibility blah blah blah. I’m not taking care of some kid and that’s final.

Weirdly, I have a back-burner pony story about just such a colt. (Working title: Guilt-Edged.)







4 comments

  1. Lynn »

    23 October 2013 · 9:09 am

    This probably makes me a bad person but I liked ak4mc’s answer.

  2. McGehee »

    23 October 2013 · 9:24 am

    Didn’t even get to the options involving fire…

  3. fillyjonk »

    23 October 2013 · 10:04 am

    There’s gotta be a version of “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime” but for the Beast with Two Backs and unexpected children.

    “If you want to have a bit of fun, be prepared for the oven to have a bun”?

  4. hatless in hattiesburg »

    23 October 2013 · 1:19 pm

    somebody ought to track that guy down – too bad the nsa’s operation prism only searches for political targets.

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