If you’re new to this feature, allow me to explain: about a third of incoming traffic comes from random Web searches, and what they sought is generally baked into a URL by the search engine. By looking at these URLs, I can see just what it was they were looking for; I have yet, however, to figure out a reason why.
bingage elephant: Who knew that elephants used Bing?
interstitial space at synapse sleeping: Hmmm. Now if I could just get some of my own synapses to go to sleep once in a while…
index of troggs .wma: I don’t know which is more peculiar: the fact that someone’s looking for old Troggs recordings, or the fact that he wants them in Windows Media format.
Pantyhose Crutch Yahoo: Some people’s fantasies are awfully specific.
Meredith vieria prom dress toplezs: Some people’s fantasies are awfully specific. And how do you spell “Vieira” correctly and mess up “topless”?
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busty teen jailbait nude: Um, teens tend to be jailbait more or less by definition.
rhinemaidens “without clothes”: This is how you ask for “busty teen jailbait nude” if you have a degree in the humanities.
How is Oklahoma City Community College paying for it’s new Capitol Hill Center? The community-college district is assessing a $5 fine for every misused (or misunused) apostrophe; the facility should be paid for in full by February.
imaginary haters: Every paranoid has at least one.