Get your Manassas in gear

If you want to make the argument that birth control should be absolutely universal, this ought to be one of your exhibits:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: Could i be pregnant ? Condoms Were Used? Penis Didnt Go Threw Virginia All The Way?

At the very least, we need to teach them to stop before Richmond.


  1. Dr. Weevil »

    8 December 2013 · 2:09 pm

    What, no joke about Norfolk? Hint: in some pronunciations, the R and L are both silent.

  2. CGHill »

    8 December 2013 · 2:18 pm

    All that stuff around the Bay leaves me woozy.

  3. fillyjonk »

    8 December 2013 · 3:54 pm

    Well, there used to be bumper stickers that said, “Virginia is for lovers….”

  4. Dr. Weevil »

    9 December 2013 · 9:54 am

    After “Virginia is for lovers” proved popular, a neighboring state replied with “Maryland is for crabs”. Those of us who knew the slang meaning of “crabs” – crab lice, aka pubic lice, spread by sexual interactions – were very amused.

  5. fillyjonk »

    9 December 2013 · 3:40 pm

    But considering another colloquial meaning: I’d appreciate seeing a state openly welcome crabby people. (Fussbudgets of the world, unite)

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