Liquid admiration

One of the Time blogs pulled this out of Craigslist, presumably to let it dry:

You — 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you — if you remember.

I shudder to imagine those two taking a shower together.

(Via Voodoo Princess Daintyhooves, aka Erin Palette.)







2 comments

  1. Laura »

    3 January 2014 · 5:13 pm

    Sounds like Kim Kardashian wrote this.

    (She was peed on in her sex tape.)

  2. CGHill »

    3 January 2014 · 5:20 pm

    I never noticed that. (Or I wouldn’t have, you know, if I’d actually seen it or anything.)

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