Fast and frivolous

This may have all the plausibility of the Penthouse Forum, but trust me, this really came from Yahoo (now with no exclamation point!) Answers:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: Where can i buy a powerful clutch for an R34 Skyline in the US?


I was in my R34 last night on a long back road going for a top speed run and see how fast my car can go and see how far i can jump the bridge at the end of the road, so i was a mile from the bridge and i was going 205 MPH and it was in 6th gear and i had the Nitrous activated, after i got the nos blasted i jumped the bridge about 30 yards but when i landed, i heard a loud crash and i immediately started shifting down, i got out and there was smoke everywhere and my heart was pounding, i thought i blew the motor but i looked under the car and saw that i blew the clutch out, its a Fluke racing clutch that can handle the power my car has but since its out, i need a new one, where can i get a clutch for an R34 Skyline in the US?

How many actual R34s are there in the States? Pretty damned few.

An actual Nissan tech responded as politely as he could without going into guffaws.

And if the clutch could handle that much power, wouldn’t it still be there?


  1. SnoopyTheGoon »

    10 January 2014 · 10:16 am

    The man is so close to the Heaven’s gates, any further investment in car parts seems to be superfluous.

  2. CGHill »

    10 January 2014 · 11:09 am

    You’d think that. My first thought was “How is this guy typing from beyond the grave?”

  3. jsallison »

    10 January 2014 · 10:36 pm

    Greetings, I’m a moron that thinks my pseudonym is going to disguise my identity as I brag about illegal stupidity. I also have way more money than brains so I have that going for me…or at least, my dad does…

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